Marriage Proposal

There are many ways to propose for marriage.

Thailand
Sex change, and he'll marry you.

India
Dance around her coconut tree.

Western

Singapore
man, 'let buy HDB flat together'

Hong Kong
Kiss another girl

think before you act

today's new:

Man charged with having sex with underage prostitute

but what if he doesn't know they're underage?

'if he doesn't know in the first place, he is so 无辜, if other jailbirds ask him how he got there, he will be deemed a loser.'

'so must commit what crime then can be more 风光?'

'抢劫银行 not bad ma'

'oh you mean the clown that pretend to be a woman and tried to rob UOB?'

L.O.S.E

'how about shoplifting? at least more common'

'oh, the one that wear like 12 panties on her and 6 shorts on her?'

L.O.S.E

'kidnap lei?'

'in singapore, can kidnap to where?'

'mandai, choa chu kang, etc'

'those places already intruded by prostitutes, they are bustling with activities, not an ideal place for kidnappers' hideout anymore.'

my message, 'think before you act'

Philippinos

rko: nei, philippinos is referring to the general ppl in Philippines, but I remember got Philippinas, they are males or females?

nei: females

rko: then males call what?

nei: Philippenis

it's stress to live in amk

walking to the mrt this morning

sausage bread in hand

heart skipped a beat when i saw my favourite friendly neighbourhood policemen

saw the tent

yet another suicide case

sausage bread in mouth

continue to walk

and oh btw, some fker stole my slippers!!

and before i goe bombarded, yes i went ktv, but bcuz i was way toooo bored! i stayed home on friday night, and saturday afternoon until nana asked for dinner.

Gardasil vaccine

Here's what you girls need to know on the Gardasil anti-cervical cancer vaccine, before you decide whether you want to go for it or not.


1. vaccine is only against 2 strains of HPV virus.

2. these 2 strains causes of 70% of cervical cancer cases.

3. HPV can only be sexually transmitted (imo, oral sex included, as virus shed in genital secretions -- think; you blow him, then kiss him, then he blow you, considered it done! small chance doesn't mean no chance).

4. vaccine to be given best before the age of 26

so if you're sure you and your other half are the only sex partner you'll ever have (if there's are marriage plans etc), then i don't see a need to get the vaccine. Meaning if your partner only have sex with you, and so did you, he can't possibly get HPV from previous experience nor can he transmit it to you, so you won't get HPV-related cancers.

Don't get it..
-if you have complete faith in your other half (i.e you think he won't mess around after you got married)
-he got no prior sex experience

Get it if..
-he has a whole chunk of r/s history
-he's a horny bastard
-if you think he may fool around after marriage

even after you get the vaccine, there are still chances of getting cervical cancer (see point 2)

Why i'm going through all these, is because 3 doses of that costs at least $600!
I'll probably get my partner to go for HPV testing, its probably cheaper. HA. niao.

Should I? Should I not?

鸟人

an sms from Dkny

'there is bomb blast in bangkok, tell dkNy to be careful'

大鸟 is 鸟人

1 sms also wanna save.

3 big cats and a man

I was told that admission to zoos in aussie costs about aud60.

Broad daylight robbery! what's so great about their zoo?

Our zoo have tigers that attack man, do they?

love it silently don't declare

was chatting with wilson, and LKK became our topic.
I told him my impression of LKK is depicted below

conclusion: If you love big nei nei, love it silently, don't declare!

word of the day:
love it silently don't declare



love it silently don't declare
love it silently don't declare



love it silently don't declare
love it silently don't declare
love it silently don't declare

Happy Deepavali

it's 27 oct 2008!

it's Deepavali!

it's public holiday!

halfway through my revision, i drew a deepavali card for sathishb!

The card was inspired by him. if you guys have yet to see him in real life, this is how exactly he looks like>>

all the crucial features are present:
- curly hair
- loose strands
- black tan
- hairy all over
- big tummy
- purposely give him a small bird as he always insist his is huge
- act macho


dont say we have a unhealthy friendship.
we actually love each other very much

Happy Deepavali!

banana

nana miss banyar's banana

Towards a healthier lifestyle

Went kas's place for hari raya dinner after work! table topics was hilarious! all about ahkok and spiderman's new admirer.

after which, i actually went for a jog with the dee kays (without the D)!! amk to bishan park to pierce back to amk. weeeee. we are athletes! wa ha ha

Singlish

There are 2 new japanese students in qw's lab.

One day, they took a photo of a random sg black bird - the kind that leaves its shit on your shirts and pants - and asked qw

jap1, 'qw, what is this?'

qw, 'ermmm, i think it's a bird lah' (what a stupid answer! even a blind man knows it is a bird!)

jap1 turn to jap2 and says..

Ohhhh.. BIRDLA

damn hilarious can! and because of the communication breakdown, she just leave them with the singlish as it is. From then on, she tries not to use singlish to them.

sidetrack - ena got kpo-counter, i also want.. hahaha

the dee kay an why

from now on, the dee kay corresponds to>>

Daniel
Ko
Ng /an-gee/
Ym

questionaire

Sathish the Nei was approached by qw to do a questionaire>>

and this was what he wrote>>

Name: Sathish

Age: 22 <-- he was, but 5years ago

Sex: YES PLS


no, not my friend..

mindcafe virgin trip

Went for 3-hr class on a boring saturday afternoon, and left 1 hours later. I fell asleep.

Met gugu.na and head over to tpy to meet 贱男人 and 毛仔. Along came yen, and we went for ... >>

FORTUNE TELLING!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

bluff 1 lo, its not fortune telling, I just paid $18 to get to know about myself all over again.

She was 80% correct, and 3/4 of the 80% are common sense>>
you will do what you like (who don't?)
you will have 小人 in your workplace (so far, all my workplace have 小人, its literally inevitable)

I just think the photo and the aura is quite amazing. that's all.

Had a very FULL dinner at bishan prawning place, ordered some random food, and 3 chilli crabs (total pax = 8), but they say I ate $40 worth of food ($23/pax). They say lkk and I will make a great pair, SAI LA. lkk wants BIG NEI NEI.

I fail....terribly.

After dinner, went mindcafe. First time there, VERY FUN!! hahaha.. actually is the company that is great.

Taboo>>
________________________________________
word: obedience or something similar, I don't rmb, and its not important lah.
Prompter: 贱男人.

贱男人, 'My dog...my dog..'
nana crowd, 'er, BLACK....er..DIRTY, DIRTY!'
-.-
________________________________________
word: I don't rmb also
Prompter: 毛仔

毛仔, 'I am.... I am what?'
crowd, 'HAIRY!....er HORNY!'
-.-
________________________________________
word: telecommunications, or something similar
Prompter: 毛仔

毛仔, 'SingT*l'
justin crowd, 'LAG LAG!'

HAHAHA..justin is really a joker lah!
________________________________________
I learn something new today, Chiam See Tong is an opposition leader.

mini angie

Had dinner wit the primary school peeps.
I think we should give us a group name, easier reference.
The girls --> gyss girls
US?? any suggestions?
instead of the 'primary school gathering'.
WE ARE NOT EVEN GATHERING!
gathering is for friends (not close) who never meet for a long time, and will ONLY meet once in a blue moon. we met almost fortnightly lo.

Today got full attendance!

ym,
with his prawny curry cheese udon.

dan,
had seafood cream udon.
he recently just learn gongfu..
here he is, displaying his new trick..
speed stirring with a nonchalant face.
This method is used to create many images of you, so that your opponent will be confuse.
he had attained such high levels, he can use it as and when he likes>>

reikola,
with her cream cheese hotate udon.

and lastly ---->>
make a guess...
.
.
.
whose sexy back?

angie!

She is super hungry. She had chawamushi..

green tea..

and omelette.

full attendance today!

we had a full and creamy dinner today.
happy us>>
she got eerie smile..HAHAHHA

meet big angie at the usual play to la lemon tea.
then pass her the graduation gift.
When big angie meets mini angie, she can't stop laughing.
mini angie looks quite old leh, her chin dont looks like her>>

another thing that we all agree with that doesn't tally..
is her B cup ninis.
she herself noticed it too!

and lastly, her butt not so flat. she got fat fuller butt.

I know this is late, but....

HAPPY GRADUATION ANGIE!!!
hope you like what we've got for you!

ouch

I was using the laptop when I realised there's a flying shadow..

something's hovering above me..

A COCKROACH WITH VERY STRONG WINGS!

With the speed of lightning, I repel to within brother's frame of sight. We hate flying cockroaches, and that strong cockroach is lurking (read flying) around the cupboard where which we store our insecticide. Smart move..

BUT BRO IS SMARTER..>>>

he took his kerosene spray and lighter.

WA HA HA HA HA HA..

need I say more?

happy **nd birthday

Its the time of the year!

Let's celebrate!

First up, my childhood soon2 you3.
That angie can't make it lo. work until so late on a saturday evening, sad.

dining at big-bowl japanese restaurant

WARUKU~!

looks apetizing, but not very nice..haha


dessert is better.

I'm hungry now.

I never pretend to be surprise.haha. I sort of knew I'll have cake..lol.

Looks like RL on the cake.

Next up, took national day leave on my birthday to give myself a break! weeehee..
meet up with yen for lunch, but we had what we should only have in the morning>
porridge.

along came nana..

and finally, superstar olx.

Wen Obar, olx had hall bash there..

took lotsa photos, xi nu ai le

and olx's classic photo!!

Somehow, they guys also met up with us.

muthu was there also!!
look at his pants!!
we can't stop laughing at him la!

dinner at botak jones>>
where food spill over to nana's titi and amos' didi.
its all about what goes around comes around. HA

and muthu can't hide a cake.
and i look damn shag here.

after this, we went bishan prawning place, where nana got herself a boyfriend.
A 5 year old boyfriend. or was he 7?
he finds nana pretty, and what's worse?
He says garrick looks like cinderella!!

Lastly, the last cake, 2 weeks after 21st. hehehe.
Angus!!, fucking good steak!! hahaha

the reason why we look so happy is because freaky py thought I'm 23 this year, and 23 was what the candles reflected. I have to take 1 off before the waitress took the photo.

all in all,
reiko love you!

HAHAHA

MEI SHI PENG RAN

The settings..

Good ambience..

Well, only limited to the dining area though.

Chief will be Dominick Noh, assisted by assistant, Samantha Noh>>
both my cousins..

Menu of the day>>
I know, can't see..

First up, Soup of the day>
Triple Mushroom Soup.
A mixture of flat, button and shiitake mushrooms.

Not lao wang mai gua, but I must say, the soup is the best!

Appetizer>
Rainbow Island.
As you all know, I'm not a fan of vegetables, too much for me.

Appetizer II>
Salmon canape.
Smoke salmon with cavier.

strange enough, didi made the mayonaise himself,

but the smoke salmon was bought from the supermarket.

My main course>
Rosette Chicken.
Half roast chicken with chutney cause and coin potato
+ white wine.

Much to my surprise, while others have beef, I chosed chicken.
chicken skin was crispy but the nei nei part was kinda dry. Half a chicky is too much for me.

No pics for beef, but beef was quite tough I think.

and didi's na shuo hao cai>
Dessert>
Oreo cheesecake!

absolutely YUMMY!!

didi say..soon bian celebrate my bday lo.
had a very FULL day.