Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts

Saturday, February 6, 2010

do i look like a chicken wing?

Justin says:
hungry

reikola says:
oh
hungry hahahaha
u only msn me when u hungry

Justin says:
ya
i see you i think of chicken wings leh
why ar

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

zoo zoo zoo

bro says>>
today i went to the zoo hor, i saw the white tiger leh.
but its different from the lion.

during lunch the lion very obedient, eat its own meaty meal,
but the tiger walking along the edge.
it tried human meat before, now dont want to eat zoo meal already.
when he saw a family of 4, he must be very happy.
got 2-piece chicken meal.
papa mama is 2-piece chicken,
kids are side orders.
hahahahahhaha
moral of the story?
BRO WENT TO THE ZOO!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

emperor's diet

Justin's theory of a daily diet>>

EX-PUNTER ~ are we human or are we punters? says:
Bfast like a king lunch like a prince

EX-PUNTER ~ are we human or are we punters? says:
And dinner like there is no tomorrow

Monday, January 18, 2010

bleeding love?

saturday

qw's sms, 'lixiang you want to go swimming??'
rko, 'no, menses, cannot'

monday
qw's sms, 'lixiang you finished bleeding? or keep bleeding keep keep bleeding?'


Thursday, December 10, 2009

watsons membership card

I wanted to blog about this looong time ago. nana and i were in Watsons sometime back when the sales lady told us about the membership card.

Watsons now has a membership card!


BUT... let's see..


They states>

every $5 spent = 1 point
every 20 points = $1 cash rebate


sounds COOL

in other words,

every $5 spent = 1 bonus point
20 bonus points = must spend $100
spent $100 = $1 cash rebate

to earn back your $5 card fee, you first gotta spend $500.

that means, after you got your membership card,
to SAVE $5, you first gotta spend $1000.


Of course it has to be a lifetime membership. who spends $1000 in Watsons every year?
the marketing peeps ought to be shot.

ok, i know they gives alot of vounchers and bonus points for birthday month etc, but is it worth all the trouble?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

hanging to sell

CZ asked, 'how many "no" will u give before u say yes to go out with someone?'

no means no. I dont hang and sell.

i see..most of them hang high high to sell de

at the age of 23, 'hanging up' takes on another meaning.



hanging = suicide

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Angie, for you

nana and me on angie

she as inspired by the actress, i forget her name, the one whose bf got caught kissing another girl, then they quarrel and broke up but patch and wanted to get married.

Zhou hui min la!

After getting inspired by zhm, she change her skincare to shishedo, but super sad, start to pop pimples.

WAH, wth, only started popping pimples at the age of 23.. maybe at the age of 40, she will start growing taller la.


-D, if that makes u happier-




Tuesday, August 11, 2009

artist@work

paint.piano.piano.paint.paint.piano.


im leading an artist's life now.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

breasts











we're talking bout chicken breast la

Thursday, April 9, 2009

again. The Nei

nei proclaim he is VERY good in chinese listening.

hq, 'let me test u..what is 胸部?

















nei, 'SHAMPOO!! hq, you need to pronounce your english properly!'

p.s. nei did a stunt today, will upload when im not lazy.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

sore throat

sathish speaks in his sexiest voice today (read: sore throat).

i think hair is starting to grow in his throat.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

petrol kiosk

over dinner, the news on tv was saying there are a vast varieties of paper car, landed property etc etc. novel ideas are coming up, such as mahjong, custom-made diving apparatus, cafe etc.

my pop the say,

'these people never think. they should do petrol kiosk, 一定排长龙.'


daddy got a very good business idea here.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

toptalk in town

im sure everyone heard bout the g.a.r.y.n.g episode. toptalk of the month.

see cck girl 2, after the first minute, its damn funny.

i imaged a butcher handling a pig corpse.

*no prejudice against plump people, just don't agree with the way he treat her.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Spot the difference (5)

All along, I thought sathish was more suitable with another job.
its INBORN.


If you are addicted to Spot the Difference in facebook.
Try this!

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Friday, February 27, 2009

frog or prince II

Mich says:
but it hurts a lot

Mich says:
when u thought u could just settle with the frog



wahahaha.. SETTLE WITH THE FROG sounds really funny

and halfway through the conversation, then i realised she wasn't michell.

duh

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

frog or prince?

"sometimes you've gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you meet Prince Charming"

p.s. don't think too much, i merely extracted this from a book as i find it funny.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

no more ugly furniture


Just for memory sake.
hahahahahahhaha. i can't stop laughing.
you actually had the ugliest furniture around!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

say POWER

Sathish came over to my lab and exclaim..


REIKO! what happen to you? What did you do to yourself??

WHAT?!

What is this!!!

*roll eyes*

got POWER or not?

POWER??? what power?!

This thing got power?

got la! got FIRE.. later you will see FIRE come out



I merely got myself new glasses. period.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Getting angry

SIA superdeal, super cheap! $398 (including tax etc to HK). so we're bent on a short holiday after we graduated. freaky, when heard that we're no longer going europe, was only interested in korea. In that 10 mins, qw & I decided that 3 is better than 2 and decided to go korea too. than..freaky say she already booked her tix to korea to see cherry blossom with her ex-colleague. TMD.

So, qw & I will have a to head for HK....sooo romantic.

Here's one of the reason why you can't get angry with qw (a.k.a. klare, the name when u call out, she won't even know u'r calling her) >>

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Marriage Proposal

There are many ways to propose for marriage.

Thailand
Sex change, and he'll marry you.

India
Dance around her coconut tree.

Western
Singapore
man, 'let buy HDB flat together'

Hong Kong
Kiss another girl