Lousy guy send lousy sms

A friend received this sms.

Couldn't remember much, but the content goes like this>>

everything was wrong with me
I can only see black and white
but I did manage to see colour one year ago
although it is only for a short while
all the other girls are black and white
the rest were rubbish le
she is the only colour i see
<i can't remember>
<i can't remember>
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i decided that you are the only colour i want

Indeed, she 应该给他一点颜色看看

What is your generation?

It is not my problem! I don't know what happen!

not you..then who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

cookie monster lah!

no, cookie monster doesn't take from cookie jar.

he just eats alota cookies,

off plates.

his hand too big to go into jar.

since when you see cookie monster take from jar before?

always from a white plate one what.

I don't watch sesame street. we different generation la. I don't know what big bird is talking about. boring.

You don't like birds ixxit?

no. I don't like ugly birds.

which is your generation? power rangers ah?

NO la. power rangers are for boys. girls watch sailormoon in the generation.

Power Rangers' girlfriends are Sailormoon.

I watch Tom&Jerry because they don't speak

No wonder my english is so lousy.

Commitment

'Hey, wanna go to my church?' A asked B umpteen times..

Reluctantly, B replied, 'ok loh'

One day before virgin trip to holy church, B finally came up with an excuse not to go..

A, dulan, 'How can you be so irresponsible?! You ..<verbal diarrhoea>.. I already promised G*d I will bring you there but you ...<verbal diarrhoea>..'

----What should you do?----

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B, 'Sorry lah, I'd asked Dua Bey Gong, and he say NO'