Marriage Proposal

There are many ways to propose for marriage.

Thailand
Sex change, and he'll marry you.

India
Dance around her coconut tree.

Western

Singapore
man, 'let buy HDB flat together'

Hong Kong
Kiss another girl

think before you act

today's new:

Man charged with having sex with underage prostitute

but what if he doesn't know they're underage?

'if he doesn't know in the first place, he is so 无辜, if other jailbirds ask him how he got there, he will be deemed a loser.'

'so must commit what crime then can be more 风光?'

'抢劫银行 not bad ma'

'oh you mean the clown that pretend to be a woman and tried to rob UOB?'

L.O.S.E

'how about shoplifting? at least more common'

'oh, the one that wear like 12 panties on her and 6 shorts on her?'

L.O.S.E

'kidnap lei?'

'in singapore, can kidnap to where?'

'mandai, choa chu kang, etc'

'those places already intruded by prostitutes, they are bustling with activities, not an ideal place for kidnappers' hideout anymore.'

my message, 'think before you act'

Philippinos

rko: nei, philippinos is referring to the general ppl in Philippines, but I remember got Philippinas, they are males or females?

nei: females

rko: then males call what?

nei: Philippenis

it's stress to live in amk

walking to the mrt this morning

sausage bread in hand

heart skipped a beat when i saw my favourite friendly neighbourhood policemen

saw the tent

yet another suicide case

sausage bread in mouth

continue to walk

and oh btw, some fker stole my slippers!!

and before i goe bombarded, yes i went ktv, but bcuz i was way toooo bored! i stayed home on friday night, and saturday afternoon until nana asked for dinner.

Gardasil vaccine

Here's what you girls need to know on the Gardasil anti-cervical cancer vaccine, before you decide whether you want to go for it or not.


1. vaccine is only against 2 strains of HPV virus.

2. these 2 strains causes of 70% of cervical cancer cases.

3. HPV can only be sexually transmitted (imo, oral sex included, as virus shed in genital secretions -- think; you blow him, then kiss him, then he blow you, considered it done! small chance doesn't mean no chance).

4. vaccine to be given best before the age of 26

so if you're sure you and your other half are the only sex partner you'll ever have (if there's are marriage plans etc), then i don't see a need to get the vaccine. Meaning if your partner only have sex with you, and so did you, he can't possibly get HPV from previous experience nor can he transmit it to you, so you won't get HPV-related cancers.

Don't get it..
-if you have complete faith in your other half (i.e you think he won't mess around after you got married)
-he got no prior sex experience

Get it if..
-he has a whole chunk of r/s history
-he's a horny bastard
-if you think he may fool around after marriage

even after you get the vaccine, there are still chances of getting cervical cancer (see point 2)

Why i'm going through all these, is because 3 doses of that costs at least $600!
I'll probably get my partner to go for HPV testing, its probably cheaper. HA. niao.

Should I? Should I not?

鸟人

an sms from Dkny

'there is bomb blast in bangkok, tell dkNy to be careful'

大鸟 is 鸟人

1 sms also wanna save.

3 big cats and a man

I was told that admission to zoos in aussie costs about aud60.

Broad daylight robbery! what's so great about their zoo?

Our zoo have tigers that attack man, do they?